Captain Pointy Ears

Eli Stone

What if we crossed the concepts for say… Allie McBeal and Joan of Arcadia, but “God” sent all the messages in the form of elaborate musical numbers that Eli ends up participating in only to find himself dancing and singing alone in the middle of his law firm or on the street about half the time when the musical number ends? At any given time, we can get other members of the cast to be part of these (hallucinated) song and dance numbers for both humor and dramatic effect. Preferably, at the same time. Also, let’s have his ex-wife, his secretary, and his acupuncturist/spiritual-adviser/best friend yell at him when he says extremely stupid and/or close-minded shit. Just to be certain we keep his head from getting too big. — Sounds like a plan.