Yeah, Yeah. Shut Up Elf.

Dancing with the Klingons (x)

livelongandbiteme:

green-blooded-computer:

HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!

#bones and spock both have alarms in their heads that go off when jim does a thing #BEEP BEEP WARNING JIM IS DOING A THING HE MUST BE STOPPED

sirdef:

northwangerabbey:

Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”

is sulu texting

mochitastic:

enterprisingyounglady:

rstevens:

This is one sarcastic fucking medical textbook.

#BY DR. LEONARD H. MCCOY

#disease and danger and darkness and silence: the starfleet medical manual #by dr. leonard mccoy #featuring an in depth exploration of why starfleet officers seem to want to get themselves killed #don’t touch that! a physician’s guide to first contact #and 100 exciting new methods of hypospray application #introduction by james t. kirk: five times bones saved my life and that one time we all inhaled sex pollen instead
mylittleredgirl:

I love that Picard would just drop these existential truth bombs when he really means “Data, shut up and focus.”
#data is like I AM NOT ABSOLUTELY PERFECT THEREFORE I QUIT AT LIFE#and picard is like no dude srsly get to your post#and data is like NO I’M HORRIBLE THAT’S AN EMPIRICAL FACT#and picard is like jfc this is why i never had children and now i have a robot child with the strength of ten men#look at your life jean-luc look at your choices#and then pat yourself on the back because you are the captain of the motherfucking flagship good job
osheamobile:

cleoselene:

inspired by this post with this tag lmao

#NotThatUnpopularAnOpinion #ActualHumanBusSeatJakeSisko
via gendou-trek

osheamobile:

osheamobile:

People who complain about Neelix’s upholstery suits have clearly never paid close attention to what Jake Sisko wore on an almost daily basis.

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#UNPOPULAR OPINION TIME WITH KEVIN

Captain Picard (to Data), Star Trek: The Next Generation, “Peak Performance”
illumipel:

Query: Will making GLTAS gifs with Star Trek quotes ever get old?
Answer: Never.

Captain Picard (to Data), Star Trek: The Next Generation, “Peak Performance”

illumipel:

Query: Will making GLTAS gifs with Star Trek quotes ever get old?

Answer: Never.